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1、Yelang is a big boy!
2、Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
3、When did you watch television？
4、Genius only means hardworking all one's life.（Mendeleyer,Russian Chemist）
5、Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.
6、Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.
7、Reasons:孙悟空是主要人物之一，聪明、机智、勇敢，打败了无数恶魔鬼怪。
8、The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.
9、In a city， the city lived in pain。
10、调侃英语不好的人，很难学会英式幽默，因为他们总是会把它们字面理解。
11、There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop when there is a way.
12、没有最浪漫的人，只有懂浪漫的人。同样的，你不用做最幽默的人，只要找懂你幽默的人。
13、You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.
14、In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.
15、Sick as a dog 病重bai
16、点分，作为重庆市**处*支部**处处长，余凯召集支部*员开展了“不忘初心 牢记使命”主题教育活动。会后，余凯又和同事一起向分管**汇报了近期工作。
17、给你点颜色看看——Give you some color see see.
18、The secret source of humor is not happiness， but sadness.
19、他有金箍棒，可以变化形态，并且身手敏捷。
20、Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事，只怕有心人。
21、You are my greatest surprise when Im hopeless.
22、走着瞧！——Go and look.
23、八戒是一个体型臃肿的猪妖，性格豁达，但爱占便宜。他是搞笑的一角，因为他笨拙的形象和游戏人物感让人忍俊不禁。
24、JourneytotheWestisthefirstRomanticchapternovelaboutgodsanddemonsinancientChina.Thereare100copiesofJourneytotheWestpublishedintheMingDynastywithouttheauthor'ssignature。
25、My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.
26、Finally,thestonemonkeyiscalledtheMonkeyKing!
27、And what comes to-morrow who can say。
28、幽默与智慧非常相近，所不同的是：幽默让人发笑，智慧让人沉思。
29、First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.
30、Why do you confide in me like this? What are you and she to me? You think that because Im poor and plain, Ihave no feelings? I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you But He did not But my spirit can address yours, as if both have passed through the grave and stood before heaven equal
31、I don't clean my room. I'm a mess girl.
32、Do not waste your new tears for the old sorrow。
33、the rogue is not terrible, the afraid rascal have culture......
34、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
35、Love is so humorous that the loved ones are silent.
36、I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.
37、A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火
38、The best humour is the joy of pain.
39、A successful person copes with setbacks with a sense of humour.
40、Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.
41、Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernatio
42、Keep a little humour， and a sense of humour is one of the great keys to changing the nature of human beings.
43、Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.
44、You really don't look down on fat people. You're crazy when you're thin.
45、no three no four 不三不四
46、沙悟净：沉默寡言，心地善良，擅长驭兽和医术。
47、有趣因为搞笑说说不一定需要听懂英语，很多搞笑说说都是基于音调、音乐、语速、动作等各种元素演绎出来的。
48、Fate is so humorous that all those who love it are silent.
49、Meet each other， do not waste this lifetime。
50、Humor brings insight and tolerance， while cynicism brings profound and unfriendly understanding.
51、Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.
52、不用和傻瓜吵架，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他的水平，然后再用丰富的经验打败你。
53、Talents come from diligence,and knowlege is gained by accumulation.天才在于勤奋，知识在于积累。
54、The train was nine minutes late.
55、Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.
56、Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?
57、齐天大圣孙悟空，是《西游记》中的重要人物。
58、学英语就像学游泳，不光要掌握技巧，还要有些许幽默感。
59、If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!